dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via l-ittlebambi)

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

(Source: juilan, via catswithbenefits)

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via sobrietykilledthepoet)

escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

(via sobrietykilledthepoet)

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(Source: doodoomar, via fuckyeahloldemort)

tupacabra:

hidden autoplay

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via erised-slytherin)